The Oscars '08

The Academy can kiss my furry red ass. Where's my Oscar nod for Sheldon Goes to Outer Space a few years back? Christ they even nominated that creepy little bastard who played the creepy little bastard in Lord Of The Rings. What about me? I'm no animated character, I'm all flesh and fur baby. That's right. And Darron Aaronofsky can kiss it too. I was offered that wrestler role first but I turned it down because  I thought he should stage a big comeback at the end and wrestle Hulk Hogan and the Iron Shiek in a tag team with that dude from Blue's Clues. Mickey Rourke wasn't even acting. They gave him a 6 pack and some percoset and followed him around on an average day. If  that's acting then the cast of Big Brother have some Oscars coming.

Bite me Hollywood.