WHAT THE F ICELAND???

I've had some time on my hands ever since I got canned from the show, so I'm trying to take more of an interest in current events. So I called my financial planner to see how my portfolio  is doing. Not good. Not good at all. He says my outlook pretty much looks like MC Hammer's or Willie Nelson's right about now. How the hell did this happen? What the F is going on in the world right now? Does anybody realize I cant even afford to fill my bathtub with champagne anymore? I can't afford the Peruvian shit. I can't afford bottle service. Me, I'm two steps away from sofa surfing.

Not happy. Not happy at all Iceland. Why did I ever agree to invest my money in viking banks.