WRESTLE MANIA

Uh, yeah. So I did that wrestling gig yesterday - just the training part. Not sure I'm going back for fight night. Nobody told me this shit was real!!!

WRESTLE MANIA

That's right folks! The old Shellster is back in the saddle! After a long break away from the glow of the footlights, Sheldon will be donning his tights and mask and taking to the ropes. I just got hired to do a celeb wrestling appearance in NJ this week (Match 19th). It'll be me versus the Ice Hole, the Cleveland Steamer and Filthy Sanchez. Come on out and see me get down and throw down in total man on man mayhem.

Sheldon is back!!!!!!!

Should I be worried about not having insurance?

Just found this Season 6 DVD of the Shiny Shoop Shoop Show. I figure it must be a collector's item by now. That was the season we added Pirate Pete and Sock'em Sam to the cast. It ws also the season we got rid of Towel Head Tabib after a lot of complaints. A LOT! But we did get to keep Jewy Jewstein. Go figure.

If anybody wants to make an offer, I can autograph it and everyting.

THE POPE

He suggested we all give up social networking for Lent. What? Why not give up talking to people, why not give up smiling on the street, why not give up having a conversation with your wife. Here's a thought, why doesn't he suggest we give up war for Lent, or intolerance towards gays, or greed, or selfishness.

Social networking. The living hand of God and that's the best thing he can do with a  once a year ban? Facebook and MySpace?

Swing and a miss Pontiff.

TWEET MY TWITTER

I'm now on Twitter folks. You can find me s Shellstein

You tweet me and I'll tweet you.

EAST RIVER CROSSING TOLLS???

What the hell? Are you kidding me? I live in this city, I pay taxes in this city, now I should have to fork over $10 round trip every time I want to cross the river? I didn't put the river there. It's not my damn fault we need bridges. Blame the Indians, they're the ones who decided to put Manhattan on an island. As for paying a toll every time I go to into town, over my furry red corpse. I'll pay to cross the East River when people in Harlem agree to pay $5 every time they go south of 110th street, or when people in New Jersey have to pay in BOTH directions. Last time I checked, Brooklyn was still PART of New York City. This is like putting a tollbooth in between Chelsea and the Meat Packing District. You want more money Bloomberg? Then be a man, grow a pair and raise taxes for everyone, not just the poor dumb schlubs out in the boroughs. This is nothing more than a  sleazy little hidden tax hike from yet another politician afraid to tell people we're broke.

THOUGHT FOR TODAY

What does it mean to be famous? From the Middle English far-mo-r'us, meaning: far more of us.

The thing about fame is, you need it to be it. And when you don't have it you're not it. So there you go. But can you ever stop being famous? Does fame simply go away? Can you lose it if you don't use it?

Short answer, Yes. Dear god, yes.

How do you go from being top of the heap to bottom of the ladder? One mistake is all it takes. Mark those words. My advice to famous people is, keep being famous because not famous sucks. Sucks big time. Riding the subway, minimum wage, paying full fare, flying coach, eating at Applebee's, sucking freon from an abandoned air conditioner, all these these things really suck ass.